travel advisories

A Travel Advisory is a report from hellโ€™s STATE Department of circles that describes the risks and recommended precautions for souls in the up above and down here in hell. The STATE Department of circles has no higher priority than the safety and security of souls traveling abroad. Information contained in these advisories reflects an assessment of threats only insofar as they may impact you.

Find your travel date and destination below. explore the travel advisory map before you go.

Travel times are approximate and may not correspond to known physics

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souvenirs are handmade and may contain trace amounts of wonder

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management is not responsible for existential revelations

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Visitors report feelings of curiosity, amusement, and mild unease

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Return visits are encouraged

Travel times are approximate and may not correspond to known physics | souvenirs are handmade and may contain trace amounts of wonder | management is not responsible for existential revelations | Visitors report feelings of curiosity, amusement, and mild unease | Return visits are encouraged

Know before you go

๐Ÿ“The Hellway is a roadside attraction route that exists somewhere between the tall, dark entry gates of hell and the last vista at betrayal peak. It is a place of wonder, oddity, and handmade souvenirs. It is not on any map.

๐Ÿ“The Hellway is home to ten roadside attractions, each stranger than the last. From UFO encounters at Cosmic Cuts to the botanical depths of mothifornia, every stop offers unique experiences, stories, and souvenirs that you won't find anywhere else..